- AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
- AP student: they're advanced placement
- AP student: that's what "AP" means
- AP student: so that means I'm really smart
- AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
- AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
- AP student: because AP
You know the one.
It’s made of wool.
It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.
But it’s not.
Every house has one.
It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.
The scratchy blanket is there.
And it waits.