Mittens

I'm Mittens and this is my collection of internet win. I like Satan, avocados, and Ellen Degeneres. I often have awkward dreams about celebrities.

I co-run a Gaga blog with my dear friend Averie.
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Lady Gaga is my woman. That is all.
jankyass:


Promo-poster of Born This Way in NYC.

jankyass:

Promo-poster of Born This Way in NYC.

(Source: , via illkim)

mrsvc:

when i grow up, i’m going to have a house

and in that house, will be a room

and that room will be full of tables

and when shit happens on tv

i will go into that room

and i will flip them all

i will flip all the tables

(Source: jak-frost, via wwiao)

primeribofamerica:

wwhitegirlswag:

im so scared

literally me all day

(Source: luxhysteria, via gayverie)

  • AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
  • AP student: they're advanced placement
  • AP student: that's what "AP" means
  • AP student: so that means I'm really smart
  • AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
  • AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
  • AP student: because AP

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via kvbrick)

When you go to a friend’s house to stay the night and get stuck with the scratchy blanket.

an-idiosyncratic-method:

You know the one.

It’s made of wool.

It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.

But it’s not.

Every house has one. 

It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.

The scratchy blanket is there. 

And it waits

(Source: deliciousmeatloaf, via ultimategrandsupremex)