Mittens

mrsvc:

when i grow up, i’m going to have a house

and in that house, will be a room

and that room will be full of tables

and when shit happens on tv

i will go into that room

and i will flip them all

i will flip all the tables

(via wwiao)

• AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
• AP student: they're advanced placement
• AP student: that's what "AP" means
• AP student: so that means I'm really smart
• AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
• AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
• AP student: because AP

When you go to a friend’s house to stay the night and get stuck with the scratchy blanket.

an-idiosyncratic-method:

You know the one.

It’s made of wool.

It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.

But it’s not.

Every house has one. 

It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.

The scratchy blanket is there. 

And it waits. 

(Source: battlegoats, via ultimategrandsupremex)